working in P.Mall

Its been some time since I've last update. well speaking of the past 2 days of working in Prangin Mall, that feeling is just so creepy! ITS BEEN SO LONGGGGG......that I've ever work for a fair at prangin mall, tryin to be STRONGGGG,but the strenght i have is washing away, Won't be LONGGGG, and I will be very happy when i PANG KANGGGGG....

Anyhow its so good to be back, having that kinda experience working for prangin mall again, i gotta admit that i had a strange feeling about that mall with the customers inside. Taking about customers, sometimes you could even see a girl with white skirt wearing a G-String or thong walking around watching their asses moving left and right up and down, having the mindset that wearing G-Strings or thongs can reduce ''panty lines'' when wearing tight fitting trousers but OMG that's a skirt! Sometimes you could even see some people with ragged clothes with a toothpick in their mouth baring 1/4 of their mouth open and you could see something shinning, that unique spark coming from their artificial teeth more or less practicing the outdated hippie culture. They dresses like Tarzan, hair like Jane and smells like a cheetah. Sometimes you could see tourists that didn't wear their brassieres having their pokey nipples poke out into sight, worse is some consists of old ''matures'', and their breasts are lagging downwards sucked by gravity. Some huge amateurs exposing their mickey mouse tattoos on their oily fat skin that looks like some kinda interracial wannabe. THAT is Prangin Mall.

I happened to work to help my boss so its good to be back. Somehow I encountered some terrifying and horrible customers which I hope I would never have them in my sight anymore. One look like V for Vendetta, I guess he is a Malay, keep his hair very long, trim his eyebrows to very thin, had a mustache and beard like that creepy Vendetta thingie, worse is he can't speak proper English or French and he dyed his hair gold! He came along with an Indian with a ear ring on his left, and they both look GAY. Some gays are okay, some are very low profile, some are successful(i'm referring to Jay Manuel of America's Next Top Model), but some sucks! THIS ONE DEFINITELY SUCKS.

Next was a customer that look like CORPSE BRIDE! The moment I saw her, and her teeth bulging out from her upper lips, I thought I met a ghost that came alive. At first was a dad with 2 daughters coming to take a look, from their looks they look proper and they seem to be interested and the dad wanted to find glasses for her daughter, somehow the dad asked his wife(corpse bride) to come and take a look. I had a short conversation with this couple and it goes like this :

Dad : These..erm...branded ar? Ei, wheres it..(checking out the brand).. Wheres it made from? Dear(referring to his wife the corpse bride)..what do you think of this?
Wife : Yea, it looks okay only, why selling so cheap? OH..erm.. wheres it made? China? Branded ar?
Earnest : Oh these are what we say normal brands, everything sold in the market has a brand or a name that indicates a product right?
Dad : then where is it made from? China? (insulting)
Earnest : yes mister, do you find Europe made selling this cheap? then if you can get it then it must be stolen products or aritficial ones...
Wife : Oh...NO BRAND one laaaa..no wonder SO CHEAP...
Earnest : Of course miss, this is Prangin Mall, You know prangin mall right? what kind of shoppers are the majority. Doing business sometimes must use our brain too. We can sell branded and even niche market products(I've sold that kinda brands for past few years), but no one will or only few will buys from us.

And then, the family walked away.

The husband wears Brooks sport shoes, the wife holds a normal Guess handbag. the heels are not even Jimmy Choos.. the watch looks common I didn't even mind to notice, and they act like they are some kind of arrogant richtards. Since they are that rich, then wear something and carry something that signifies your riches, why carry a handbag brand that when during promotion discount Malays rushed like they came out from a blue hell to grabbed that bags that don't have much worth and somehow have to pay by installment at times to purchase such brand. BRANDED eh... she is soooo BRANDED. and her face looks like a corpse bride, I don't know whether of she had an accident and re-do her face with plastic surgery or whatever..she talks without using her brain and angers me as if I'm gonna shine it up real nice, turn it sideways and stuff it into her smelly candy ass! I don't even know how her husband chose her or fall in love with her, and I even felt interested how would it be like when her husband had sexual intercourse with her?! She looks horrible! I don't know how her husband takes her down in bed, cause i bet she looks ugly and doesn't know her roles, and when she ask her husband how then her husband will answer her KNOW YOUR ROLE AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH she looks SO ugly. And then his corpse bride wifey will shout back RIDE ME HARDER YOU IDIOT DO YOU KNOW WHERES MY PUSSY YOU FxxxIN JABRONI?!

Once in awhile, meeting these kind of weird people is a pleasure, you get to see many many different kinds of people in Penang, the beautiful island that I lived in. I LURVE PENANG!